Gold Fishing


Cue Rick and Morty Theme Music

Rick and Morty Season 8 Episode 8

Opening Musical Score for Rick And Morty.

Rick and Morty step out of an open portal into the Las Vegas Casino named, "A Pair Of Dimes."

Lights flashing Las Vegas style highlighting the various games, bars, and buffets.

Rick notices a sign written is scribble that says, "A Speak Easy 4 -> Atheists <-"

Grabbing Morty by the arm, Rick swiftly walks inside.

Rick and Morty mosey over to sit at the right side of the bar.

The bartender walks over to say, "Welcome. Welcome. My name is Komodo. Is there anything that I may get you.?"

Rick says, "Yeah. Sure how about you give me your best bottle of Tequila."

On the bar are several different style puzzles from the Cracker Barrel peg jump and two nickels suspended in acrylic.

Morty asks, "What is up with the 10 cents in acrylic?"

The bartender slides the acrylic block over to Morty and says, "No one ever gets this one, so I will just tell you."

Morty blurts out, "Give me a minute to think."

The bartender says, "OK. You are looking at two nickels."

Morty says, "Two nickels. Got it."

After a few minutes the bartender says, "Two nickels are a pair."

Morty says, "Oh yeah that is right, two nickels are a pair."

The bartender walks away to retrieve a bottle of  tequila.

A couple minutes later, the bartender returns to give Rick a full bottle of Jose Cuervo Reserve of the Family tequila and a shot glass.
The bartender says to Morty, "Two nickels are a pair that are also a dime."

Morty looks bewildered so the bartender says, "A pair, A Dime, is A Paradigm."

Morty says, "What is that?"

The bartender points to the dark back corner of the bar where a group of men are visibly having panic attacks and says, "No one ever gets it. "

As the bartender turns to put the nickles in acrylic on a shelf he starts to say, "People are in a hurry, and they do not listen, and no one ever takes the time to..."

Morty interrupts the bartender and says, "Is that a photograph of a ghost?"

http://www.lynchphoto.com/transfiguration

The bartender giggles then says, "That is a KnoWell. When he gave the print to me he said that he took the photo with his phone."

Rick slams a shot of tequila and with drool dropping from his chin he says, "Simple computational photography. The camera stacks a bunch of captures that make the ghost."

Morty reads the caption under the KnoWell photograph that says, "Coco Beach Fla: Transfiguration is a complete change of form or appearance into a more beautiful or spiritual state, Christ's appearance in radiant glory to three of his disciples, the Catholic church festival commemorating Transfiguration is held on August 6"

Morty says, "Umm. Uh. Rick. I think we should leave."

Rick takes another shot and says, "This is really good tequila. This better be good."

Morty points to the men at the back of the bar and says, "I think this is one of those sex change bars, and all those men are freaking out because you know. Trans."

Rick lifts his head to sweep his head from left to right and says, "I think this is just a bar. I do not see any sex change booths in here."

Morty says, "Rick. Look. Just look under the KnoWell photograph. It says that Jesus was trans."
Their names are Angelica and Veronika
Rick responds quickly, "Morty. Just ask Komodo. Jesus has been trans for eons. Jesus turned into a ball of light in front of his disciples. Every good catholic feasts for trans Jesus."

Morty says, "Kool.", then stands up asking the bartender for directions to the lavatory, and the bartender points to a sign in the back of the bar to the left of the group of people still looking like deer in the headlights.

Rick looks to his left to see Raymond Teller at the front center of the bar mumbling, "The goldfish were wonderful.", "I am sure they will hear you.", "For my next magic act, I will tear the fabric of space.", "Why didn't I listen?".

Rich watches Teller look over at the wall sized aquarium, and Teller appears to be counting the number of goldfish in the tank.

The goldfish are swimming around four frosted Hans Godo Frabel glass arms clustered all together emerging palms to palms from the mallato sand on the bottom of the tank.

Upon closer look, Rick notices that two of the Frabel sculptures looked to be hairy masculine arms and two arms looked to be smooth feminine arms.

All four of the arms have closed fists with only their middle finger pointing up making a clear statement of Fuck You!

Resting on the tips of the four fingers is an clear acrylic cube with two dimes suspended in the inside of the transparent acrylic. Rick softly says, "So that is where they ended up."

Rick's focus on the pair of dimes is broken by Teller turning his body back towards the bar mumbling "Damn KnoWell and Maddz's middle fingers teleportation trick.", "I should have taken the pair of dimes.".

Rick watches Teller look up at the abstract photograph over the front of the bar at center focus for anyone entering the establishment.

http://www.lynchphoto.com/blackcreek5

Morty approaches the lavatory quickly passing the group of people freaking out and biting their finger nails.

As Morty looks over to the left door he sees a red and blue Rorschach then says, "It that the women's or the men's room?"  
http://www.lynchphoto.com/blackcreek6


Morty softly says, "Looks like a naked woman." then swings his head to the right and looks over the door and sees what looks like the same naked woman flipped upside down.

http://www.lynchphoto.com/mige

Morty crosses his legs to hold on a little bit longer. As a dude walks out of the door on the right, Morty screams, "Jackpot.", and then Morty swiftly enters the door on the right.

After washing his hands, Morty briskly walks past the people freaking out heading back to take a seat next to Rick at the bar.

The bartender asks, "U guys up for a joke?"

Morty says with a slow, "Ummm. Sure."

The bartender says, "Did you know that the state of Nevada just passed a law that states you cannot hang a person with a wooden leg?"

Morty says, "Well if you do the crime..", abruptly Rick says, "Yeah, you gotta use a rope."

Bartender chuckles and says, "Did you know that when they built this casino, that people living in this neighborhood cannot be buried in the neighborhood cemetery?"

Morty says, "That is horrible, did the casino...", again Rick interrupts saying, "Morty, they are still living."

Morty chuckles and says, "Oh yeah. I gotta listen."

Rick over fills his shot glass and says, "Hey bartender. Do you have any puzzles that are worth their salt?"

The bartender reaches under the bar and lifts up what he calls a Kaku Box.

Rick sternly warns Morty, "That is a Michio, do not look into the Kaku Box"

The bartender motions for Morty to look towards the back of the bar.

At the back of the bar, Morty sees a group of men still having panic attacks.

Morty whines, "Is the Kaku box why those people are out of their minds?"

Rick says, "I am not sure. I never looked inside a Kaku Box, but I hear that you will see the birth of a God."

Morty quickly grabs the box to look inside, and after lifting the lid Morty says, "Oh. Yeah. I see. Yep. There is a God."

Rick admonishes Morty for not listening, and then proceeds to grab the Kaku box out of Morty's hands.

As Rick lifts the Kaku box lid, a video start to play showing a visualization of the text written on the inside of the Kaku box..
Sunlight N a Knot

On a sheet of paper in the Kaku Box Rick reads the following words, "A scientist whom is an atheist is quick to BLeave that there are an infinite number of universes in the multi-verse bulk.

The infinite number of Universes theory creates the probability that a deity exists in one of the infinite number of Universes.

Since a deity may exist in one of the infinite number of Universe, this Universe cannot be excluded from being the Universe that contains the deity.

The instant an atheist clams that there is not a deity in any of the infinite number of Universes, that is the moment that the atheist is making a claim of omnipotent knowledge of the contents in the infinite number of Universes."

After a minute, Rick says, "Oh. Yeah. I see. Yep. There is a God."

Rick reaches in his pocket to grasp his portal pistol. After pulling the trigger, nothing happens.

Morty asks Rick, "So does this mean that all or adventures have been a figment of our imagination?"

Rick sighs, "Yep. The quantum field has collapsed. Triggering my pistol should have opened an inverse causal-set path home."

Morty says, "What that has been seen. Cannot be unseen!"

The bartender points to a basket with a large collection of portal pistols and says, "People are in a hurry, and they do not listen, and no one ever takes the time to..."

Rick abruptly stands up interrupting the bartender as he walks over to place his portal pistol in the basket.

The bartender says, "May I interest you in the brain teaser who am I?"

Morty giggles and says, "That is easy, I am me."

The bartender spin tosses a bar napkin onto the bar sliding in front of Morty.

The bartender asks, "Have you seen this one?"

Rick says, "Once. I was here when KonWell won his NSane bet for this very theater."

Rick slurps slobber to say, "Best night of my life."

The Bartender says, "KnoWell lives here, and he is in this bar now."

Morty turns his head towards the back of the bar and says, "Is KnoWell one of them?"

Morty is looking at the group of people in the back and asks, "Which one is he?""

Rick's head slowly moves to the left looking to see who was sitting near the front of the bar.

In the front a few steps from the entrance and near the full wall aquarium, sits an older bald man with two baby Komodo Dragon's.

Rick notices that one Dragon is wearing a red collar that reads Cunbit, and the other Dragon is wearing a blue collar that reads Sluhor.

With a slight lift of his chin, Rick nods and lifts his nearly full shot glass.

The man in the front of the bar lifts a nearly full shot glass and with a slight lift of his chin, he nods then downs the shot.

Rick downs his shot then smiles as he turns back the bar mumbling, "Aw man. Infinite A. This is a Schadenfreude."

Morty ask again, "Which one is he?", and Rick responds to Morty, "Not back there. He is up front. Get my time portal pistol out of the basket."

The bartender says to Rick, "Have you met the man?"

Rick says, "Yeah. Once. I watched him school Michio Kaku and Neil deGrasse Tyson. Michio forgot to include in his equations a basic from Star Trek that space is moving."

Rick leans forward towards the bartender and softly says, "In the middle of his presentation, I yelled out one word. Do you think he remembers?"

The Bartender replies, "Like a steel trap, you know like an elephant. Would you to go over to say hello?"

Rick slurps drool then says, "Ha. Naw. I am good. How about you tease my brain with who am I?"

In quick response with a multi-color ink pen, the bartender makes a single black dot on the top edge of the napkin.

The bartender says, "I am a particle."


Morty blurts out, "I got this one. I am Elon Musk. All humankind's knowledge is in that period. Right?."

Rick coughs a slobber wad saying, "Morty. Not that Moronic Muskism.... The real point to life is not what you can encode into a dot, but what you can decode out of a dot."

The bartender draws a dotted line from just below the black dot then down vertically to near the bottom of the bar napkin and says, "I am a Wave"


The bartender continues by drawing a small blue loop starting at the black dot out to the left and says, "I am all Antiquity."


The bartender continues by drawing a small red loop starting at the black dot out to the right and says, "I am all Eternity."


The bartender continues by drawing a small blue n under the antiquity loop and says, "I am a Past"


The bartender continues by saying, "I am an Instant"

Morty says, "Um, I did not see you draw anything" ,and bartender replies, "You must watch very closely. Would you like me to do it again?"

The bartender continues by saying, "I am an Instant", and Morty replies, "Still did not see the instant."

The bartender continues by drawing a small blue n under the antiquity loop and says, "I am a Future"


Where the dashed line ends near the bottom center of the bar napkin the bartender draws a black α and says, "I am a Fine-Structure Constant"


The bartender moves the pen to the top left corner drawing a small red circle and says, "I am Every Thing"


Moving the pen to the top right corner drawing a small blue circle and the bartender says, "I am No Thing"


Moving the pen to the bottom left corner drawing a red C and the bartender says, "I am absolute Control"


Moving the pen to the bottom right corner drawing a blue C and the bartender says, "I am pure Chaos"


Moving the pen to the left center drawing a red -1 and the bartender says, "I am the Negative one"


Moving the pen to the right center drawing a blue 1+ and the bartender says, "I am the one Positive"


The bartender asks, "Considering All Together, Who am I?

Morty starts reciting of a list of names, "Socrates, Newton, Einstein, Schrodinger, Lynch, Partus, ..."

Rick says, "I AM U."

The bartender reaches under the bar and lifts out a sealed bottle of Herradura selection supreme and says, "For solving the I AM brain teaser, please accept this present."

Morty asks, "What does KnoWell look like?", quietly Rick Answers, "An, older, bald, man sitting at the front of the bar with two dragons at his feet.".

Morty says, "Where? I do not see a bald guy."

Morty looks back to Rick saying, "I did not see him back there."

Rick says, "Look up front. The guy with the two baby Komodo Dragons."

Rick says, "I hope he does not remember me. I was at his Once magic show in which he won this theater on a simple bet. I yelled out one word in the middle of his act."

Morty asks, "What did you yell that was so horrific."

Rick burps and says, "I do not want to talk about it."

Morty watches the Komodo Dragons closely.

The bartender says to Morty, "Their names are Angelica and Veronika do not call them by the stage names written on their collars."

Morty responds, "Kind of like the emperor's new clothes, but with stage names. What happens if you forget and just read out what is on the collar?"

The bartender looks over his shoulder and says, "The lucky ones that you see in the dark back corner of the bar are people that were fast enough to out of the grasp of Angelica or Veronika."

Morty asks, "What happens to the slow ones?'

The bartender says, "Angelica and Veronika do not go hungry. No really, they will tail slap the stragglers into the dark back corner of the bar."

Rick says, "Morty. Grab my time portal pistol out of the basket. We are splitting this place."

Rick and Morty stand walking past Teller counting his goldfish then they start to walk past KnoWell.

Rick holding the bottle of Herradura Selection Supreme slightly nods his head chin up, and KnoWell nods his head with a slight chin up and says, "Buddha"

Walking out the front door, Rick says, "Yep. He remembers me."

As they depart Morty says, "Hey Rick. What is a Fair A Day Cage?"

As Rick turns around to face Morty standing under the scribbled writing, "A Speak Easy 4 -> Atheists <-"

Slobber mouthed Rick stands frozen in his tracks watching the scribbled writing snap into a bold text that said,"The Faraday Cage."

As the bold text disintegrated back into the scribbled text,  "A Speak Easy 4 -> Atheists <-"

With the tequila bottle in his hand Rick garbles his speech while saying, "People are in a hurry, and they do not listen, and no one ever takes the time to read."

Rick grasps the time portal pistol and presses the trigger opening the portal home.

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Start the Rick and Morty end of show theme music.

Roll Credits

Easter Egg: Rick's hand flips a light switch, opens a closet door, pulls down a roll up blind, and looks at his KnoWell.

Rick mumbles to him self.

Close-up of Rick's finger pointing to the red 0 and blue 0 saying, "Control."
Rick's finger moves to point at to the red speed of light C and blue speeds of light C saying, "Chaos."

Rick Mumbles, "Check"

Close-up of Rick's finger pointing to the red alpha saying, "Particle"
Rick's finger moves to point at to the blue omega saying, "Wave"

Rick Mumbles, "Check"

Rick looks to his right and pulls the trigger on his portal pistol and while looking at the open portal he says, "Multiverse~God. Check"

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Start the end of show music, but after 4 beats, stop the music.

The dark screen brightens from black to Morty walking into the garage.

Morty opens a drawer and grasps a portal pistol.

Opening a portal Morty jumps back to Las Vegas at the Pair Of Dimes Casino.

Morty heads for the flashing sign that reads, "Amusement Park ->"

As Morty follows the signs to the Paradigm attraction, Morty see a side path that reads, "E Pif Funny"

Morty says, "I could use a good laugh", so Morty walks over a sign showing the attraction's height requirement.

Morty stand next to the height requirement sign and the indicator is exactly Morty's height.

With a gleeful smile, Morty swiftly walks down the path to the attractions switchbacks that are completely void of people.

Morty's pace slows at he walks back of forth through the switchbacks, and mumbles, "I do not know about this. Where are all the people?"

At the end of the switchbacks, Morty is faced with a ticket dispenser that reads, "Get your E Pif Funny ->Here<-"

Looking around for any sign of another person, Morty presses the flashing button that reads ->Here<-.

At the instant Morty presses the Tickets button, a door opens exposing a red delicious apple.

The moment that Morty grabs the red delicious apple, a ride cart pulls up on the track beside him.

Morty looks up and down the cart and says, "Am I the only one here. Where are all the people?"

With a quick chomp, Morty bites into the red delicious apple.

Then Morty looks down, and he see in the cart's front seat a red delicious apple with a bite taken out.

Morty kicks the apple out of the seat, and he sits down in the attraction cart.

An announcement starts to blast, "Welcome to E Pif Funny. Once you get on, you never get off."

Start the Rick and Morty end of show theme music, and fade to black.

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People always get stuck on epiphany and never reach the meaning of a paradigm.

For Science to maintain the multi-verse theory across the many worlds theory, they must give birth to a God.

If Science is to kill God, they must eliminate every mathematical concept that relies on the infinite number of infinities of the number line.

On the other hand, theology can easily kill science by adopting a singular infinity. Oh Wait. theology already has a singular infinity. God.

Every equation that integrates from negative infinity to positive infinity, must be placed into a Faraday cage by integrating from the negative speed of light to the positive speed of light.


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