From: David Lynch <dnl1960 at yahoo.com>
To: Tommy Campbell <tommy at tommycampbell.ca>
Sent: Saturday, April 15, 2023 at 02:49:50 PM EDT
Subject: Jesus was Trans
Tommy,
I am KnoWell from YouTube. Please pardon my core dump.
I KnoWell that most people will not give me the time of day, but your
opinion carries much weight with me.
I appreciate the many deep belly laughs that your words have given me.
In return, I hope that you take the time to read a simple script that I
wrote for Rick and Morty, and I hope that you get a giggle or two.
I never knew that Jesus was Trans, and that does not make a bit of
difference to me. Love is love.
I just used your websites form to try and reach you. In that submission, I
included a link to an email that I sent to numerous catholic officials. I
request an official investigation into a potential Transfiguration event
at the Immaculate Conception Shrine in Atlanta Ga on 6 Aug 1982.
I bet that in five minutes, I can teach the audience the concept of
Bosonic Strings 27 dimensions before Micho Kaku and Neil deGrasse Tyson
can use Newton's equations to zero an unopened can of coke zero.
I submitted a collaboration request because I hope that you would be
willing to review my magic act Once.
Best regards,
David Noel Lynch
P.S.
After several talks with Dave Chappelle he said to me, "Dave. May I call
you Dave?", "Dave, You have changed the world, but the world just does not
know it yet."
After several talks with Christopher Titus he said to me regarding my
equation, "What are you planning to do with it?"
I told Titus, "If I told you, you would garner a blank stare and build a
wall between us."